Date of Birth: - 3/6/60. Place of Birth: - Airthrey Castle. Height: - 5' 9". Weight: - Heavy. Preferred Foot: - Both. Makes it easier to balance after fav drink. Preferred Position: - GK. Teams Played For: - Dunblane Railway. Scottish Welfare U18's, various charity teams. Best Goal Scored: - Any against Rangers. Lookalike: - Depends on time of day. Drink: - Loadsa vodka n coke. Food: - Anythin except peas. Relaxation: - What’s that? TV Programme: - Anything factual. Film: - See above. Music: - Rock. Holiday Destination: - Puerto Rico, Gran Canaria - nice n hot. Luxury Item: - SK02 OBY - the Voyager
